February 2010
39 posts
HOLY SHIT! PRINCE AND PARIS HAVE FACES!
I was not informed that we needed 3D glasses for...
January 2010
47 posts
Miss Texas totally tripped a little on her evening...
Hormones are going to be the death of me. How?...
This lady on Project Runway looks straight up like...
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EXACTLY what I thought
Screw the ending to Cold Mountain. To me, Inman...
“Doing rounds, a new nurse couldn’t help overhearing the surgeon yelling,...”
– Rick Theisse’s facebook status…he was my photography and orientation professor. One of the funniest jokes I’ve heard in a while.
My cervix got felt up today...and it's getting...
“Heidi Fleiss looks like death”
– Sandro….and he couldn’t be more correct.
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I thought I was supposed to have the roller...
Tim totally snapped at me for something I didn’t even know I did wrong. I changed the channel to something me and Jana could watch…but little did I know that fighting was on next on the channel he had it on, and I changed it to something I already saw once before so that was a huge deal because he was missing something that we haven’t seen before. All the while, he’s...
Today was my wedding day. Instead of normal vows,...
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why the hell didn’t I think of this for my wedding day!?!??!!
get ready for picture spam of me and friends...
Watching Pregnancy Pact...again. oh Lifetime.
...oh, btdubs...
I finally saw Avatar…and it was nothing short of amazing. Those are some sexy creatures.
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I. am. annoyed.
This fucking guy, i swear. I can’t help but to be totally annoyed by him right now. It may be the fact that I tried to tell a story twice and he interrupted MY fucking story to my husband TWICE…so I may just be a little ticked from that, so I’m thoroughly annoyed right now. First of all, he’s one of those people who say things like, “Wanna know what I just did?”...
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When was the last time you received flowers?
wow…um…i bought some for the table about 2 months ago. Someone tell my husband to buy me some for being a great wife!! haha
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What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?
hm i don’t eat many weird things, because I’m so picky…but I’ve heard a story from when I was little. I took the garnish from the plate, which I assume was parsley or something of the sort, and put it in my mouth. Must not have taste so good because I stuck my green-leafed tongue out pretty fast....
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If you could master one skill what would it be?
…something that takes little effort and makes me a lot of money.
that would rock.
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“So in other news of the night…my dog jizzed on my bed.”
– Mollybiist…of course i’m paraphrasing, because facebook chat doesn’t keep history for as long as our conversation was, but this is damn close. I proceeded to laugh until tears fell from my eyeballs.
me...crying again.
my husband totally made me cry today when I was walking around shirtless, packing for the weekend, and he commented on how big my belly was getting…that I didn’t mind, I said yes I’m getting huge, then he commented on the stretch marks. tears. instantly. I cry about them anyways, and then he actually had to say something- then proceeded to ask if they’ll go away after I...
Modern Warfare 2 can suck it.
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Fat black families with shows on TLC make me...