January 2011
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WE ARE CREDIT DEBT-FREE!
Do you know how happy this has just made me?! I just submitted the last payment on our credit card. I fucking HATE credit cards. If it would’ve been up to me, we would never have gotten one. Now we only have the hospital bills and the car to pay off! Then we would be totally debt-free! GAH! This is a good thing. 
Jan 1st
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Even though I'm not "celebrating" New Year's...
I’m making some resolutions. Some goals for the new year.  Have more sex with my husband. Hit my goal weight of 150. Get and USE a membership at Snap Fitness, plus continue with Zumba at least twice a week. Save at least $1000 a month for a down payment on a house. Throw an awesome birthday party for Ellie.  Win HGTV’s Dream Home…then take the 2 million dollars option...
Jan 1st
December 2010
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dear Q(again):
ahnacline: Even better http://www.1stwishes.com/Minnies-1st-Birthday-Party-Supplies/66986/PartyKitDetail.aspx EXACTLY what I was thinking ;) And if you see the owl one? I think it’s on there. It is too cute. 
Dec 30th
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1st birthday...
yeah. it’s coming. February 19 my little babe will be turning 1 year. This is crazy. Well, we are having a party. At first, I wanted a duckie theme because she lovvvves her rubber duckies. But nobody has any duckie themed party supplies so I’d have to make my own, which I’m totally fine with. But then I saw Minnie Mouse party stuff, and she lovvvves Mickey Mouse Playhouse. Then...
Dec 29th
We got a PS3
I’m both happy and going crazy. Happy because we have a Blu Ray player and all that, and I could play Sims and other dorky games if I wanted…..and going crazy because we used all our gift cards and Christmas money on it. GAH!  Damn you technology. I want to move somewhere here there’s none.
Dec 29th
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Dec 27th
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If anyone needs a drink right now...
It’s me. I just spend 2 days at my husband’s family’s house/s…plus, Ellie hates being at other’s houses and hates other people holding her, so I have to carry her everywhere and if she goes in a high chair I can’t be more than like 2 feet from her. She has screamed at me for 2 days and I am sick of it. I literally went in my bedroom today and screamed like some...
Dec 26th
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How old are you?
My husband just turned to crutch-walk away from me and the computer, and he stopped about a foot away from me with his ass aimed at me and farts.  I am not amused. If I wanted to be farted at, I wouldn’t have graduated high school.
Dec 24th
Being happy doesn't mean that everything's... →
ahnacline: I was a cutter. Once upon a time this girl right hear used to do things to herself that no one understood. Whenever cutting is mentioned people always say how they don’t understand it at all. They can get drug abuse, alcoholics, suicide, and nymphomaniacs, but cutting, no one ever understands…. Aw *tear* You’re welcome Ahna Baby. I am also confused as to why I decided to...
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
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Hair Appointment Monday
What shall I do? A trim is in order…but but but, I also scheduled a color.  Hmm…I’m now going to surf the web (I don’t know why they call it surfing…nothing takes less talent than browsing the internet…except maybe staring off into nothing) to try to find some inspiration.  I’ll also take advice from any followers. I won’t know who likes this...
Dec 23rd
Dear Cutie-Patootie Daughter of Mine,
Please…please…take your nap. You are tired. You keep rubbing your eyes and laying your head down on your blankie or the floor….or me. I know you are tired. Just lay down in that crib of yours and take a nice nap. You are grumpy when you’re sleepy, and I don’t want to deal with a tantrum every time I take my cell phone, the remote, or my can of soda away from you....
Dec 23rd
Want These Shoes...Now... →
Dec 23rd
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I was struck in the brain
last night with the idea to make my own jewelry. I watched a Martha Stewart show once and saw in a magazine about spraypainting acorns, pinecones, and whatever have you and glue a ring on it, and thread that shit on a chain. I want to do it. With buttons, coins, branches, can tabs, anything I can get my grubby little crafty hands on. I gather up some buttons to see if my regular paint will work on...
Dec 23rd
simplyshiara-grace asked: How long have you been doing zumba for?? Do you think it would be good for weight loss??
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Boo...no TMI Tuesday messages.
You.all.let.me.down.
Dec 22nd
Weeeeeeeee'rrrrre
OFF to see the surGEON, The knee surgeon of La Crosse!  heh. Anyways. The day has come for Tim’s knee surgery. No big deal—but he’ll be laid up for like 6 weeks. The thing is…the roads are fucking horrible! and I have to drive them! haha oh boy. I am packing an extra safe safe-bag today.  Boots —check hat—check, got 2 of them gloves— check, got 2 ...
Dec 21st
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So this winter...
I’m actually going to do it. I’ve said it for about 10 winters in a row now…but this one is the one. I will do it. I will. At least I will try.  Snowboarding…here I come. Molly, you have to teach me. I am not kidding around. This is serious shit. Because if I don’t do it now, soon Ellie will be 5 and can start learning how herself, and I will look like a 5 year old...
Dec 20th
I want to redecorate this entire house.
But really, I’d settle for the bedroom. I just need money.
Dec 20th
Ellie is 10 months old today!!!
She is so big and looks so old. Pretty soon she’ll be a year old! A WHOLE YEAR! Lord, if you exist, which you don’t, please help me through this.
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
Teen Mom
ahnacline: I don’t want new Teen Moms, I want the same moms I always watch………Bring me some Maci and Bentley back I THOUGHT THE SAME THINGGGGG!!! I actually said it out loud, “What? these moms suck, i don’t like these teem moms, i like the old ones.” lol
Dec 18th
Reblog if you're NOT Tumblr famous and you...
skinnymomma: Very much so. damn straight.
Dec 17th
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Reblog if you have met someone on tumblr that you...
paranoidrobot: lifeofkuma: :( :(
Dec 17th
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Getting a cold. Or have a cold.
Either way it fucking sucks.
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
NOW THIS IS JUST GETTING SCARY!
 mallyandme replied to your post: Whats your favorite position? THEY’RE MY FAVES TOO! I wasn’t anon but I thought I would share our ever growing similarities :P I thought the same thing about my friend Molly when we first met, that it was scary how many things we had in common, how alike we were….and we like totally so besties right now…heh, I do not talk like...
Dec 15th
Anonymous asked: Whats your favorite position?
Dec 14th
Bring on the TMI Tuesday.
This will be my first. Let’s see how it goes.  Ask me anything, all is fair :)
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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I get this on my wall...after I texted her...
Molly Beyer i’m sorry…did you not comprehend my text? PETER FUCKING PETTIGREW FUCKING PLAYS FOR THE DETROIT FUCKING LIONS.  but fer real…when they said his name on the tv at work ALL OF US in the bar went “peter? peter pettigrew?!” me: “little LUMP of a boy!”
Dec 13th
Dec 12th
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Eating cheesecake?
Why yes, thanks to my wonderful husband, I am!
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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I want some fucking cheesecake.
or something sweet.
Dec 11th
MY HUSBAND IS HOMMMMME!
and the grandparents totally ruined our lovey hot and horny reunion.  Home phone, “RING RINNNNNGGGGG” (ignore i t) “RING RINNNNNNG!” (ignored) Whew, maybe it wasn’t them. Wait, maybe it was them, and they are outside, and they need help carrying in the groceries?! Forget it, they’ll call the cell if it was. Cell phone, ” Call from Grandpa Cell, WENT...
Dec 11th
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Writing a Children's book is harder than you'd...
I am trying.  By the way. I need an artist. A cartoon artist. That can draw kids really well, and cute, and unique, and funny.  PS there will be no run-on sentences in my story. Oh, and also no PS’s.
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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WatchWatch
Another one. kekekeke.
Dec 10th