January 2012
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Mel: what's your girlfriend doing?
Matt: working, like a good woman should.
Everyone: (uproarious laughter)
December 2011
67 posts
Who is gonna be with my girl, Mel, this new years eve?!?! Meeeeeeeeee!!!! A coworker offered to work for me tomorrow! I am so exciiiited!! Eeeeeeep!!
IT'S CATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
melskaddy:
Oh, and Happy New Year.
Everyone, follow Mel…she loves cats and has the best drunken stories. She needs people to follow who post funny cat things, help her out since I hate cats
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Oh my gawd
I finished it. I finished that triple cheeseburger…and fries…
I guess that’s what happens when I don’t eat all day. Holy crap.
Oh and for those who know me and my eating habits, yea, I’ve evolved a bit…I now accept cheese on my burgers! I know right? What’s next? Vegetables?! I dare not speak it.
Pending
Oh! And my first hospital paycheck is pending in my account right now! Finally more than $30 will be in there! Actually, more than a grand will be in there :):):):) I can definitely say that the first time that has happened to me. I have never had more than a $1000 of my earned money in my bank account before.
Psyched!!!!!
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So. I'm working on something.
it’s not something big. It’s something small and insignificant, but it’s something nonetheless. I worked a bit on photoshop last night with it, and hopefully I can figure my way out of my issue soon so I can share my first attempt.
Also, I’m not willing to share my wealth no matter who helps me along the way.
:P
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What? It's only the 27th?
It’s only 2 days after Christmas. Is it just me, or does it feel like it was already like weeks ago? or months even?
I don’t know, it’s a crazy feeling. Now to go to work til 8 and possibly work out hopefully. I’ve realized that if I’m going to set high standards for the man I want, then I have to live up to some too…and that means getting my ass in shape.
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Ugh, Christmas
Well. It started off horrid. I guess Ellie woke up at 4am at daddy’s and so when she got home she was.screaming for about a half hour straight. She wouldn’t get dressed, she wouldn’t eat…you couldn’t even look at her. So I had wrestle her into her adorrrrable outfit, which was a blast, let me tell you. Tights are remarkably hard to get on a baby, who seems to have the...
I don’t get to see baby til tomorrow so Christmas Eve will be spent relaxing, doing laundry, watching friends with benefits, getting ready and driving an hour and a half to go see my extended family for the last Christmas Eve at my Great Grandma Vi’s house.(that was a really long sentence, I apologize.) I’ll finally see my baby cousin who is now like 5 months old I think....
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Best Christmas Present ever award goes to...
My grandpa.
He snuck behind my gram’s back (as always when it comes to spending money) and got me a $200 Kwik Trip gift card.
I am eternally grateful to have this man in my life. I refuse to take his cash, so he does this. He knows I’m running low on money even though I won’t admit it, so he at least gives me a gift card for gas, which is what I need most.
He is amazing,...
herpin-mah-derp-like-yeah asked: EXCUSE ME. No one said anything about him actually being in the dream, thank you very much. Mikayla and I were just shamelessly making fun of him the next day.
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Ok. time for some Mountain Dew...and maybe some...
So my grandparents took Ellie with them to Madison today because they didn’t know if they’d be back by the time I left for work, so I have the house to myself. I’m practically ready for work except I have to change my pants…but I don’t work for another 4 hours. SO. Yeah. I need Mt. Dew and some food because my tummy is growling. I have leftover goulash but I think...
Just give me a guy
With a guitar and an alright voice, and let’s make some music. I’m in the mood to tonight, yet I’m stuck in bed with no music.:( Q is sadsad. Somebody change that.
That’s it, next boyfriend is going to know how to play fricken guitar. And that’s final.
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Results of Molly naming her triple barrel "Big...
me: oh heeeeyyyy Big Crimpin', how you doin? lol ready to get yo crimp on or what?
we gon' do dis? betta make it last at least an hour
molly: got 99 problems but them bangs ain't one
me: bahahaha I got dat supa crimp crimp crimp crimpcrimp
crimpcrimpcrimp crimp crimp
molly: nicki micrimp is in the house
me: yellow model crimp, yellow bottle crimpin, yellow lambhorcrimpie, yellow top crimpinnn
molly: yup yup that shit look like it's crimpin I crimp what you crimp in 10 years in two days
me: Big Crimpin loves me, I'm on my cool crimp, if you crimp what I crimp, what would you say? he crimps it all off, mister Big Crimpin, and dem lil baby hairs, he still gets em
molly: hahahahaha WE ARE SO COOL
me: oh crimp me now, crimp me now, aww, Big Crimpinnnn
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I can't believe Christmas is next Sunday...
Melissa: I can't imagine giving birth...
Me: Yeeea I don't suggest it...
WatchBazinga.
No paycheck.:(
I am so bummed. I have to wait another 2 weeks. That check is gonna be huge but still, now I have to make $150ish last 2 weeks. Ugh. Oh well. In 2 weeks, ill be closer to independence.
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I'm always too late! lol
ahnasark replied to your post: I think it’s safe to say I’m a lesbian.
I’ve been waitin for you! Can we get married now ;)
You, my dear, are already married…thus I have to search for some other hot lesbian to marry. Help.
I think it's safe to say I'm a lesbian.
I just had a dream about a group of guys trying to get me, rape me, and drop me on a very sharp, metal spike longer than me so it punctures through my abdomen and out my chest (probably not the most possible thing in the world). As I’m trying to fight my way out, I try to get other people to help me…and by people, I mean another group of guys…and they turn on me and start chasing...
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WatchOh look what auntie Molly taught my child….lol